![]() Instructions: Mix 1pt Rum (substitute water), lime slice (substitute celery stick), Mint (just use mint leaves), 1 pt Club Soda (substitute salt water), ENJOY! When making a delicious mojito, sometimes just a few simple substitutions can make all the healthy difference! Instructions: Pour vodka on a bear, run for your life, visit hospital after encounter with bear. Girl you’ll get your cardio in just trying to spare your life! Also you’ll lose 15 pounds when the bear eats your arm. Pour vodka on a REAL BEAR and then try to lick it off. Soaking gummy bears in alcohol is a fun way to eat your way to drunkenness, but gummy bears are full of sugar, artificial coloring, and CALORIES. Instructions: Stand stalk of celery into the liqueur of your choice, wait for the celery to turn the colour of the liqueur, eat celery. Celery is a negative calorie food which means this alcohol consumption method is practically exercise. For a skinny girl alternative, soak a stalk of celery instead. Instructions: Get a little bit funky, anywhere.Īs a fun fruity way to get drunk, white girls have been soaking the sugary fruit of watermelon in vodka. Instructions: Follow the recipes of your favorite vodka mixed drinks, substituting rubbing alcohol for the vodka portions.Ī spicy spin on this classic, slutty cocktail: literally have sex on a beach, or anywhere really! Sex burns calories drinking sex on the beach is caloriliscious! You ladies see how it is.
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